I saw a furniture shop in Hong Kong called Sofa So Good. Quite witty, but puns are not my subject today.
English is a wonderfully ambiguous language. This notice appears beside the lifts in the Taipo Public Library. That's on the fifth of eight floors, so if I followed its advice, I would end up in the basement car park - that being the farthest possible destination accessible by the stairs from the fifth floor. But I only wanted to go to the ground floor!