It would be hard to find a more perfect putdown than the response by a hotel chain to criticism from British "celebrity" Katie Price - whose main claim to fame is the frequent display of her oversized breast implants - of her honeymoon stay at one of their hotels in the Bahamas. (She makes somewhat of a habit of going on honeymoon, being on her third marriage already.) Among her other complaints Price apparently said her "wedding snaps showed a beach — but if you looked the other way there were ugly skyscrapers”. Well, duh. Check out Google Earth next time.
The response of the resort: "As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on
condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.” Nice one!