Trying to make sense of a weird world - and maybe make it a little better
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Longer still and longer
I was out for about 4 or 5 hours this afternoon. I returned to find no fewer than 34 email messages in my Junk Mail folder, every single one of them offering to enhance what the British tabloid press would refer to as my "manhood". If I responded to all of them it would probably grow long enough to "put a girdle round about the earth in forty minutes".