Eurotears

National Suicide Day

Just pop your head in the oven and turn on the gas to experience the delights of post-Brexit Britain. Coming soon to a Job Centre near you!

Uninformed

Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam denies observing any police brutality during the past seven months of protest.  Strange - you'd think with her massive salary, she could afford to own a television.

Meanwhile in the UK, Home Secretary Priti Patel denies seeing any evidence that Meghan Markle has faced racism from the British press.  Also strange - surely a Cabinet Minister should read the newspapers?