Friday, January 24, 2014

Oxy Moron

A spam email I received today begins "I am Mr.Berry White a Legitimate, Reputable money Lender".  As Private Eye would put it: "Shome contradiction, shurely?"


Gweilo Eye said...

PB sorry been away a couple of weeks. maybe you should send that one to these guys - it's just too stupip too leave alone.

Private Beach said...

Too late! I've already deleted it. Nice idea, though. Perhaps I should write back to the numerous spammers offering to expand my masculinity and ask them how much longer than 15 inches they can make it for me?