Putin: Nothing to do with us - that's FAKE NEWS.
Trump: Great! So that's all right then.
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Monday, July 16, 2018
Sticking to the script
You may have assumed from Donald Trump's tendency to veer wildly off-topic and to make up his own facts as he goes along that his speeches are entirely spontaneous utterances. In fact, everything he says is carefully scripted. As proof of this, I received the following draft from a White House source who found it, in Trump's own distinctive handwriting, on a scrap of paper discarded in an Oval Office wastebin. It appears to be part of Trump's preparations for his lovefest today with his puppetmaster Vladimir Putin.
Trump: What's all this about Russia interfering in the US Presidential election?
Putin: Nothing to do with us - that's FAKE NEWS.
Trump: Great! So that's all right then.
Putin: Nothing to do with us - that's FAKE NEWS.
Trump: Great! So that's all right then.
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